Replace Rowdy with Whiskers the cat.

Replace Rowdy with Whiskers the cat.

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Eric Smith started this petition to Jerry Jones

Oyez Oyez harumph harumph. Whereas the Dallas Football Cowboys have not won a superbowl in 23 years and

Whereas the morale of the Cowboys leadership, players and fans are at historic lows and

Whereas the Cowboys decline tracks directly with the ghoulish mascot Rowdy and

Whereas Whiskers the cat single handedly reversed the course of the contest between the Dallas Football Cowboys and the New York Football Giants and the course of the season as a whole, we petition His Augustness Jerry Jones to immediately and forever replace Rowdy with Whiskers the cat as mascot and spiritual leader of the team. 

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