Make Toilet Paper the National Currency of America When the Economy Tanks Due to COVID-19.

Make Toilet Paper the National Currency of America When the Economy Tanks Due to COVID-19.

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C Ross started this petition to Jerome Powell and

As we all know, the COVID-19 is slowly destroying our economy. Millions of jobs have been lost, Local businesses have shut down for good, billions, maybe even TRILLIONS of dollars being lost. We must put and end to this all. What is the one thing everyone has an abundance of, and has been stocking up on? Toilet Paper. TP. Lavatory tissue. All of these names are are the same economy saving object. You heard me right. I am suggesting to change the national currency of America to something you wipe your butt with. It's just logical I believe. The economy will tank, it will be like the great depression all over again, except this one will be harder to come back from. Our savior: Toilet Paper.

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