Save the Turtles!!! (Make my Sister take my Nephew to the Frats)

Save the Turtles!!! (Make my Sister take my Nephew to the Frats)

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Rachel Vie started this petition to Jennifer Santana

This weekend is family weekend and my sister is refusing to bring my favorite family member (Marco) to the tailgates. She has said that "I would never expose my baby to a frat party" and "rachel literally stop he's not going". HOWEVER, i think it would be an amazing opportunity for marco to experience his first college tour at the ripe age of 18 months. I also really want to take a picture of him where it looks like he's doing a keg stand. Just think about the tiny ASU onesie!!! Upon asking Rose (Rows) Heppner about the matter, she said "if marco isn’t there i’m gonna scale the outside of the stadium, stand on the very top, and swan dive into the field"

Pros of Marco attending a tailgate:

1. everyone gets to see his precious face

2. maybe ill stop showing people pictures of him when im drunk on mill

3. Marco will love it

Cons:

1. absolutely none how dare you even consider this

Please, please, support my cause and sign my petition so that marco can have the best 18 month birthday ever and i can die happy.

(We are officially boycotting thepetitionsite.org for deleting my other petition)

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