ONLY ASK ROARK QUESTIONS AT S35 SURVIVOR TV FINALE, NO ONE ELSE!!

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DEAR JEFF PROBST,

U HAVE RUINED ANOTHER SURVIVOR SEASON BY ALLOWING BELOVED QUEEN "ROARK" LUSKIN TO BE VOTED OFF.  U EVEN COMPOUNDED THIS TRAVESTY BY ALLOWING POOR INNOCENT SIMONE NGUYEN TO BE VOTED OFF PRE-MERGE TOO.  THIS SHALL NOT STAND.

U MUST PERFORM REPARATIONS FOR THIS MISDEED BY ONLY ASKING ROARK QUESTIONS AT THE FINALE.  NO ONE ELSE DESERVES A QUESTION!!!  HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF Q'S FEEL FREE TO USE THEM:

  • "Roark, how do u feel about these sinful devils who made it to the final 3, making a mockery of this entire show and my life's work?"
  • "Roark, don't u think u could have played all those idols and secret advantages better than these jokers who would never understand ur genius strategies if it bit them in the bottom (dae jeff varner)?"
  • "Roark, would you like to take over hosting duties w/a very high paying salary starting when I finish this sentence?"
  • "Precious Roark, onto which godforesaken arctic iceberg shall we exile the devil Ryan?"
  • "Roark my queen, what will you do with this million dollars I am giving u instead of the demon these nameless goblins voted to be winner?"

IF U ASK ANY OTHER "CASTAWAY" ANY QUESTIONS WE WILL BE FORCED TO QUIT WATCHING TV FOREVER & ONLY POST ONLINE ABOUT BOOKS & OUR CHILDHOODS.  WE WILL ALSO BOYCOTT SURVIVOR SPONSOR OUTBACK SNACKHOUSE UNTIL IT GOES OUT OF BUSINESS.  EXPLAIN THAT TO SDT'S HUSBAND.  U HAVE BEEN WARNED.

SINCERELY,

THE UNDERSIGNED

 

PS IT IS OBVIOUS BUT IN CASE IT NEEDS TO BE SAID, ONLY ROARK IS ALLOWED ON THE STAGE & ALL OTHER CONTESTANTS MUST SIT OUTSIDE ON THE SIDEWALK.



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