ONLY ASK ROARK QUESTIONS AT S35 SURVIVOR TV FINALE, NO ONE ELSE!!
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DEAR JEFF PROBST,
U HAVE RUINED ANOTHER SURVIVOR SEASON BY ALLOWING BELOVED QUEEN "ROARK" LUSKIN TO BE VOTED OFF. U EVEN COMPOUNDED THIS TRAVESTY BY ALLOWING POOR INNOCENT SIMONE NGUYEN TO BE VOTED OFF PRE-MERGE TOO. THIS SHALL NOT STAND.
U MUST PERFORM REPARATIONS FOR THIS MISDEED BY ONLY ASKING ROARK QUESTIONS AT THE FINALE. NO ONE ELSE DESERVES A QUESTION!!! HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF Q'S FEEL FREE TO USE THEM:
- "Roark, how do u feel about these sinful devils who made it to the final 3, making a mockery of this entire show and my life's work?"
- "Roark, don't u think u could have played all those idols and secret advantages better than these jokers who would never understand ur genius strategies if it bit them in the bottom (dae jeff varner)?"
- "Roark, would you like to take over hosting duties w/a very high paying salary starting when I finish this sentence?"
- "Precious Roark, onto which godforesaken arctic iceberg shall we exile the devil Ryan?"
- "Roark my queen, what will you do with this million dollars I am giving u instead of the demon these nameless goblins voted to be winner?"
IF U ASK ANY OTHER "CASTAWAY" ANY QUESTIONS WE WILL BE FORCED TO QUIT WATCHING TV FOREVER & ONLY POST ONLINE ABOUT BOOKS & OUR CHILDHOODS. WE WILL ALSO BOYCOTT SURVIVOR SPONSOR OUTBACK SNACKHOUSE UNTIL IT GOES OUT OF BUSINESS. EXPLAIN THAT TO SDT'S HUSBAND. U HAVE BEEN WARNED.
PS IT IS OBVIOUS BUT IN CASE IT NEEDS TO BE SAID, ONLY ROARK IS ALLOWED ON THE STAGE & ALL OTHER CONTESTANTS MUST SIT OUTSIDE ON THE SIDEWALK.
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