In the modern world it is a lot of problems but one of the biggest ones is that i havent seen Jeff Bezos's balls on fire. and seeing Jeff Bezos balls on fire is something that i need, that the world needs. Why do the world need it? beacuse it would be really funny. If you choose to not sign this petition you are activly making the world a worse place than it already is. But if you sign this petition you can sleep well knowing you are a great inspiration and that you are an idol some to look up to, so please exuse my horrible grammar and sign the petition. Also when he survives we will know what his genitals looks like and what he uses to f*ck (sorry for censor but don't kow what this website accepts (better safe than sorry)) other millionares and billionares wifes. 

also Jeff if you don't we will do it for you (when the revelution comes) and also if you are feeling spicy please pour gasoline over your genitals first and then light them, maybe we could get like one of those flame swollowers to swollow your burning c*ck