With only seven days in our weeks, the balance between work and relaxation, life and death, and happiness and depression is a thin line. With the help of our lord Jeff Bezos, we can change this, and bring eight day weeks to make the ratio of work and play more equal for the generations to come.  

Jeff Bezos has quite a bit if money, and doesn’t seem to use it for things that can actually change the world for the better. For example: Penis Rocket.  While he could be solving climate change, world hunger, and of course, eight day weeks, he is funding inhumane things and capitalizing off of our hard work in the lower classes of society.  

Hopefully this petition will be a wake up call to Jeffy Boy, Jim, Jam, Jeff Bozo, Less important Elon Musk man, as he seems to need one. What does this man even do with his free time? Play wii sports? well he’s certainly not using his time for good.   

With the help of our community, wether it be a friend across the globe, or a local neighbor, we can bring change and balance to every person and community in the world, but we can only reach this with you and Jeffy Boys help.  This change will bring longer weekends and more time to relax and help the world we live in, instead of funding Jefferys next penis rocket.