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Felix Mendonca for VB poster boy

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This is a tale of a young man and a dream. On the 17th of December, the day he toured the brewery, my beloved friend, Felix Mendonca, knew he was born for the role. Felix was bottle fed VB ever since he emerged from the womb. Naturally, there was only on aspiration such a man brought up on the nectar could even imagine to hold.

Felix has fought through and will never stop fighting all challenges in the way in this quest of the gods. It is his love, it is his passion it his life. All types of VBs satisfy his most base of desires. There is no other thought of Felix’s mind any time of any day.

Fefe’s (Felix’s nickname, no coincidence that it rythmes with VB) one wish in life is to share his love for VB by spreading his wisdom around the world, and the most successful way to achieve this goal is to use his luscious locks and beautiful tan skin as the poster boy of his favourite liquid, Victoria Bitter. 

So we beg VB to please grant this young, multicultural, child a role in the next up and coming next big VB commercial. 

Please sign this this petition to make a young mans dream come true and to, truly, make the world a better place.

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