Jerry needs a Segway

Jerry needs a Segway

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morgan novitski started this petition to james and

Who is Jerry?

The best security guard in the world.

Why does he need a Segway?

So that he can provide super speedy security.

What is a Segway?

A chick magnet.

What are the pros & cons?

PROS:

  • jerry on a segway

CONS:

  • literally none.

Should I sign?

Yeah

 

 

 

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