James Ivens should go on a 6 month sponsored bender
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James is a socialist, fighting to raise money for the Socialist Party's fighting fund to fight capitalism. (See what we did there?)
In pursuing this important objective, James has unfortunately misdirected his efforts, by pledging to abstain from drinking for 6 months or even longer.
In the interests of the revolution, comedic potential all round good craic, we implore James to change path. It is not too late. We suggest, nay demand, that he instead embarks on a 6 month sponsored bender, getting continuously pissed. This would raise far more money for the fighting fund, and cause far more fights.
With your help, we can make James' sobriety history. Please, sign now.
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