Operation S​.​A​.​V​.​E : Ethan

Operation S​.​A​.​V​.​E : Ethan

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luke smith started this petition to Jak (The Tyrant) Anderson and

We believe that Ethan IGenuinelyDontHaveAMiddleName Stansfield is free of sin. We, the onlookers of this event, believe that any further action taken to Ethan IGDHAMN Stansfield is a breach of this discord's terms and services. Executing him publicly will not lead to the prosperity of our Discord Nation but only ruin. If he is banned on the date stated by the tyrannical ruler, we will march through the streets and overthrow him from his castle filled full of stolen felines. 

 

For those who choose to sit on the fence. Please witness to these reasons as to why Ethan should not be banned.

Reason 1) He has already suffered enough. With the triumphant defeat of Mellow Yellows becoming bottom of the league, Ethan was heartbroken. He quickly fled to the bottle and Sterling reds to suppress the depressing beast. His banning will only force him further into the belly of the beast which could mean we never see Ethan in the light of day again. 

Reason 2) He is a true Dub Seeker. Losing him would be seen as the opposite of getting a dub and for all those within the discord who enjoy getting a dub, this would not be a very pogchamp moment.

Reason 3) Ethan Stansfield is a legendary man in the smite scene. With just 35 Gods mastered, he has added wealth to this Discord's pool of diamond gods. If he were to be exiled from this land, it would cull our diamond god pool in half. This action will make us politically and physically weaker. This runs the risk of potential barbarians invading our land at a moment's notice once they catch the wind. So by not banning Ethan, we keep the barbarians at bay. 

Reason 4) Ethan manages the Eb and Flow of Gas and Electricity. Without him, the cruel corporations known as Scotland Power would overthrow our gas and cable charging absurd amounts of copper pieces for electricity. By keeping him here, we make sure the corporate stranglehold of Scottish Power does not affect us or bring poverty to us. 

Reason 5) We have had picture evidence that forces greater than we know are influencing Jak to make this decision against Ethan. Crystals have been on the rise since the Ritual shop opened and we believe the same people who hexed the moon have cast a curse upon Jak. Ethan may be the cure to this curse and Banning him will mean the wicked witches of Coventry will get the last cackle. 

 

If you agree with these reasons, Please support this petition or Donate to freeEthan.co.uk. Thank you for your Time. 

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