Correct Jacob's Mistakes

Correct Jacob's Mistakes

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Jacob Foushee started this petition to jacob

On June 19th, 2020, your good friend Jacob, famous for his lack of meat-eating and protein deficiencies, mistakenly ate a small portion of a beef patty at Red Robin in Nashville. In response, we, the protesters, are calling on Jacob to revoke his citizenship to the US and to flee the country is a humiliating way such as he has offended us. We will not rest until he has faced the consequences of his actions. On top of this, we are calling for Jacob to live a life similar to cows raised for beef. He must walk on all fours, live in a beef production facility in the tight spaces that cows face every day, and inevitably be turned into beef himself after he has been properly raised. PfaP is not enough, and we will not stop fighting until the man has faced his mistake. Fight to end the false superiority of vegetarians and vegans!

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