This petition is to receive the attention of the president of Barstool, Dave Portnoy. We need these two heavyweights to duke it out in the next Rough N Rowdy. King Bennet is a Polish-American, standing at a towering 6’2 with the meanest right-cross that will make any opponent take a dirt nap. That combined with his mutual love for the crowd he is a world class entertainer. He will have the arena chanting his classic catch phrase “Zip Em Up!” as he climbs to the top turnbuckle. His opponent Jackpotnox is a greasy Italian-American, standing at a modest 5’8. But don’t let his size fool you. He is a girthy mean machine! He thrives in the ring with his power punch delivery and iron forehead. He will mock his opponent taking blow after blow without flinching. These friendly foes have had a tension that has been accumulating for over a decade. Unfortunately never the right place or time. If this showdown shall occur it will be a clash of the titans and the fight that will inspire the next generation of sawfties, he-shes, they/them wackerdoos, and any other virtue signaling cuckolds. PLEASE take a second and sign. Much love, Philly Raw Radio.