For many days, many weeks and even months, Mr. Izzyy Tho has been exposed to copious amounts of women in which he has been attracted by as if he was a little child addicted to sugar.
We need to come up with a cure.
Izzyy Tho has been actin' weird lately, the action of ditching the boys and the homies for a female is way too much, and there is something we have to do about it.
This is where we, the people jump in.
For each signing, you pledge your allegiance to the N.H.N.P.N.S.C (New Hoes, New Problems, No Simpin' Committee), which will rightfully take care of Izzyy Tho's gushing hornyness which has been dominating him for the longest time. I (Loopie) could not be surprised if this man had herpes as we speak.
We need to save our friend, for the PEOPLE.
Save this homie before he becomes a SIMP.
Share #StopTheIzzyyHornyness everywhere.