Move the Olympics to the United States Midwest

Enough is enough.

I'm sorry if this isn't going to sound PC but the olympics is too important of a event to be trusted to a 3 world country like Brazil. Due to ongoing issues with mass shootings, pollution, and animal rights issues, Brazil has clearly demonstrated that there primitive society is not ready to host such a important event and the games should take place in the civilized world like the United States instead. I love Brazil but they have shown to be completele imbiciles when it comes to the following issues:

1. Gun violence as evidenced by Tuesdays mass shooter armed with military grade assault rifle in downtown Rio. Not safe for tourists to visit.
2. Their inabilty/negligence when it comes to maintaining a safe water supply for their own citizens and guests
3. The cold blooded slaughter of their nations most majestic zoo animals due to poor planning

In order to save face, the games should be relocated to a real country i.e. the United States where we dont have all these problems. The great Upper mid west has all the facilities in place to accomodate such a event with stadiums/waterways/plenty of empty hotel space in cities like Chicago Il, Flint MI, and Cincinatti.

Some people will say that the US had their chance to host but the world selected Brazil. Well yeah that was like 10 years ago, and over the past decade we have seen prominent issues like poisoned drinking water of the nations poorest areas, gun violence exascerbated by tensions with police, and perhaps most disheartening- the incomplrehendable cruelty with which they rush to pick up a weapon and shoot gods most treasured African animals at the first sign of trouble- all in that dump of a country called Brazil. All of these senseless tradgedies could had been prevented if the IOC had simply given the games to the USA where we actually know how to run our country.