Add Tubthumping to the Olympics

Add Tubthumping to the Olympics

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It's time to internationally recognize the sport of Tubthumping.  Sure, it seems easy enough - you take a whiskey drink, you take a vodka drink.  You take a lager drink, you take a cider drink.  You sing songs that remind you of the good times and the songs that remind you of the BETTER times.  But it's more than just that.  After you go through all of that, you get knocked down, and therein lies the challenge - do you stay down or do you get back up again?  Are you ever gonna be kept down? Such a simple premise but a complex process.

 

Some would argue that the Olympics are being diluted by too many sports and athletes but we, the undersigned, have a compromise. Each country gets to submit one athlete already competing to represent in the Tubthumping event.  This will increase the competitive aspect of the sport since each country will have to decide which of it's athletes have the skill to take the drinks, the toughness to get knocked down and the moxie to get back up again.

 

At the end of the competition when all is said and done, only the Chumbawambiest athlete will prevail, and their home country will all be singing when they're winning.

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