Get Daryl Out of Jail

Get Daryl Out of Jail
My little sister was at SantaCaligon last night, rooting through the trash bins when some officers noticed her. My sister is part raccoon and she cannot help her urges sometimes. If you don’t believe me, look at the size of her hands in regard to the rest of her body. She had been dumpster diving most of the night, and when they saw her, she was immediately taken into custody for “being a disgusting furry” and “an affront to our Lord and Savior.” This is incredibly offensive. My sister is not a furry who thinks she is an animal, she is actually part raccoon. She eats trash and steals my stuff constantly. It used to annoy me but now I understand it is part of who she is. These officers are disgusting and judging a young girl before knowing her story. She didn’t ask to be a horrifying half human half raccoon and is making the best of a bad situation. All this to say, please sign this petition to get Daryl out of jail. If you know anything about raccoons you know they belong in the wild. If you are a true animal lover you will help me.