I’ll cut to the chase. Seth Rogen is unfit to voice Donkey Kong. He doesn’t know jack shit about the leader of the bunch. I on the other hand, know him well. I know much more about the legendary iconic hunk of an ape Donkey Kong than Seth Rogen ever will. 

My acting qualifications include but are not limited to, playing the lead character (Mr. Moose) in my kindergarten thanksgiving play, and subbing in a one line role after someone no showed my friend’s school theater production of “Our Town”. 

If Illumination truly chooses the inferior Seth Rogen over the chad JP, then I don’t know what the world has come to. #MakeJPDonkeyKong