Get Dozo an IMDB Credit for his 1997 Appearance on the Rosie O'Donnell Show

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In the spring of 1997 I went to a taping of the Rosie O'Donnell Show with my mother. When the show began she covered my mouth with both of her hands to muzzle me so we wouldn't be kicked out of the audience due to the microphones picking up my 5 year old nonsense during filming.

Since we were in the second row, Rosie immediately noticed and called me out of the crowd to figure out what was going on like her role of Ole Golly in 1996's Harriet the Spy. Rosie ended up ditching her opening monologue to interview me and as they say the rest is history. 

In the years since, I have been trying to get hired as a blogger with Barstool Sports. It's a very competitive place to get hired so I need all the help I can get. As I prepare to send out yet another formal application, I believe a guest credit that I rightfully earned by stealing the show and telling the most famous kids joke of all time would greatly help me stick out and advance in my career.

If hired by Barstool sports, in addition making great content to entertain and inform the masses, I plan on organizing a national toy drive every holiday season to help families in need. Signing this petition could not only help me get the credit I deserve but more importantly it could eventually help millions of children not have an empty Christmas/Hanukkah.

By signing this you can help right a wrong 23 years in the making. Thank you for your time and I hope you enjoy my blog dozonlife.com. #HireDozo