- Iain Duncan SmithSecretary of State for Work and Pensions
Iain Duncan Smith: Give every man, woman and child 3 pairs of underpants
It is important because Iain Duncan Smith used taxpayers money to buy his underwear, therefore it is only right and proper that all taxpayers should also receive at least 3 pairs each regardless of age, colour, gender or social background
- Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
Iain Duncan Smith
Dear Iain, Please give every man, woman and child at least 3 pairs of state funded underpants. As you bought your underwear using your MPs expenses (which we would like to remind you doesn't just grow on MPs expenses trees but is actually taxpayers money that people have worked hard to earn. They have entrusted their money to you to distribute fairly for the good of all) we think it is only fair that everybody should also have at least 3 pairs of state funded underpants each too. Seeing as you have already worn yours and therefore can't take them back to the shop this is only right and proper. Yours sincerely
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