Deport COVID-19 (Carona Virus) to California

Deport COVID-19 (Carona Virus) to California

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I come to you, the people of the United States of America and the world, with a dream. For the last few weeks the world has been on fire (figuratively) due to fear of the COVID-19 virus. We are on the brink of an outbreak, whether you believe it or not and it's time to start looking for real solutions. My proposal is to deport the Carona virus to California. This may at first sound like what can only be described as a temporary solution, and may put the lives of thousands if not millions of the citizens of the state of California at risk, however this is a risk that we must be willing to take in order to bring stability and safety to the world. The state of California has too long existed as a state of the union composed entirely of ignorant celebrities, overpriced things, and most importantly, overpriced drugs. We the people of the United States can get better drugs for half the price, like for real, step your game up California. The loss of California due to the deportation of the virus is a loss which must be taken in order to ensure the safety and stability of the rest of the world.

Some naysayers may say that this is only a temporary solution, however that is simply not true. In order to keep the virus in California, we must have a plan in place to make sure that it may never illegally cross the border. The beginnings of my plan, my dream, would be to build a massive, thirty foot wall on the border with California and other more civilized states of the union...except Utah, we should build the wall around them too. This will of course not prevent the virus if it travels illegally by air or sea, however, if we force the state of California to shut down all air and sea ports, the virus will have no choice but to stay within it's ordained area. Basically the plan is to turn California into mad max, because that would be cool. Maybe we could even have the government start another fire over there if we get enough petitions.

Other naysayers may say that this plan sounds really expensive, which mayyy or may not be true, haven't really done the math and don't really plan to because I have a solution for that too. You remember how I said we should turn California into mad max, well what if we start like a Truman show sort deal in mad max California. Now correct me if I'm wrong here, but I don't know a single person who wouldn't pay to see that broadcasted. It's a trillion dollar idea to revitalize the U.S economy, create millions of new jobs, and fix the entertainment crisis of absolutely no entertaining shows being on mainstream television.

As you can clearly see, there are no issues with my plan, my dream, and upon it's introduction into universal law, will save the lives of millions, and make trillions more for our great nation to take it's next step forward, which can not be done with the state of California (and Utah) being a part of our great union. (I just now realized that Utah isn't actually a border state of California, so we'll have to think up another way to get rid of them. No worries, it will come with time.)

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