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Put the Moon on Earth

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So uhm I really want to go to the Moon but I can't because I have astrophobia. Me, other astrophobes, and Moon fanatics would like to bring the Moon to Earth. Specifically, to the United States of America. America is terrible and no one deserves to live there except for the Moon Men because it is their holy space. We would appreciate it if everyone in America would evacuate and if the government and its branches would shut down. We would like NASA to start bringing the Moon to us. This should all happen as soon as possible. Also, no one is allowed to own property on the Moon. The Moon in its entirety belongs to the Moon Men and absolutely no one else. Thank you for considering this. -Alison and Arden

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