Get My Cat To Stop Attacking My Ankles When I Walk Past and Acting Cute After

Get My Cat To Stop Attacking My Ankles When I Walk Past and Acting Cute After

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Phil De Lange started this petition to humans and

Hi my name is Phil and I am currently a co-parent to a 1 and a half year old cat. She is significantly smaller than most cats but her claws seem to match that of her feral counterparts. I live in constant fear and have been trained to feed her when she deems appropriate. I tread on eggshells out of paranoia that Cleocatra will jump out of nowhere and treat my lower leg like a catnip infused tuna flavoured scratching post. Immediately after these heinous attacks she displays acts that can only be described as adorable. Seemingly to toy with my emotions. The purring, face rubs, lap cuddles, and wide-eyed looks have me paralysed and conflicted following a traumatic encounter. 

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