Change the name for a group of ferrets from a "business" to a "guild"

Change the name for a group of ferrets from a "business" to a "guild"

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Zachary Over started this petition to Humane Society of the United States and

Currently, a group of ferrets is known as a "business". While this is a fine name, and makes sense because they are always busy doing something, calling them a "guild" would be much better. The name "ferret" is derived from the Latin furittus, meaning "little thief", which is amazing and adorable seeing as they constantly try to steal stuff. So if we change it, a group of ferrets could be called "a guild of little thieves" which is perfect and I love it and so should you. Yes, it's fun to imagine a group of ferrets as a business with them all wearing little suits, but that's not who they are, their thieves. Adorable, little, thieves. This was a perfect opportunity that was missed. What ferret owner with 3 or more ferrets wouldn't want to say they own a guild of little thieves? Yeah, you can put them all in business suits and that would be adorable, but it would be much more adorable to dress them up in a fantasy style thief or rogue outfit with a hood and pouches and stuff, and have a little thieves' guild. Thank you for your time, if you disagree, you're wrong and you shouild sign my petition because of that. If you agree, thank you for seeing clearly.

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