Heinz Hot Dog Pact

It's unamerican to have this imbalance of wieners to buns. Every last wiener deserves to be stuffed into a bun. Plain and simple. Don't crush my soul and make me put the last two wieners on bread. What a savage survival situation oy reminds me of. Who are we? Plebeian neanderthals?? Even the cavemen agree, match the carbs and the protein!!

Jordan Simon, Chicago, IL, United States
2 months ago
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