Crown April Bates Queen of Comedy

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I personally believe that April Jupitus Jane Gemima Bates is singuarly responsible for the avoidance of WWIII. 

This is due to her japes, her uncle's japes and her bastard son. 

I therefore believe she should be crowned. 

April's official theme is as follows: 

'April Bates, April Bates, April April Bates' to the tune of 'Give It Up' by KC & The Sunshine Band. 

I trust you'll make the right decision. 



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