Shift Australia Day to Orgy Day (Feb 6th)

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Shift Australia Day to Orgy Day (Feb 6th)

Celebrating the famous Foundational Day Orgy

It’s on again. The elites have found a new thing to be outraged about and this time it is the date of Australia Day. If you want to keep the existing date give up now. Anyone in opposition will be shouted down.

But what will happen is sadly predictable. Most Australians don’t care what date Australia day is on. But instead of standing up and saying, “Hey please guys - can you do us a favor – we feel pretty strongly about this” the proponents will bully and scold any opposition. Being lectured to and scolded will upset a whole lot of Australians who think of themselves as functional adults. Large numbers will immediately develop an intense patriotic attachment to a date on the calendar. It has already happened.

Let’s get in ahead of them and agree to change Australia Day BUT LETS DO IT PROPERLY.

A group of good solid Australian have gotten together this Australia Day 2018 and thought long and hard about the best way out of the moral hysteria campaign. Their consensus is that if we are going to be forced into this debate then this time ordinary people are going to pick the 2 choices that we are always given.

After much consideration it become clear to this group that there IS ONLY 2 MEANINGFUL CHOICES for maintaining our culture of non-pretentiousness. The solution is easy.

Random Day or Orgy Day.

RANDOM DAY is simply dividing the year into 2 halves. We then have someone flipping a coin. Tails selects the first half and heads selects the second half. The process is repeated for the winning half until we narrow it down to a single day which is presented to the people. This would be the MOST AUSTRALIAN ACT EVER COMMITTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

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ORGY DAY Feb 6th

Orgy Day celebrates the famous Foundational Orgy that happened almost the moment the first ordinary people on the first fleet landed.

No other nation in the world can have a celebration of a nation coming anywhere close to what we can have by celebrating an orgy on our national day.

On January 26th Governor Arthur Phillip landed in Port Jackson. He hoisted a flag and made a declaration then everyone sat round and had a few polite tipples.

A few days later on Feb 6th the female convicts disembarked and the celebration they were having for the whole fleets arrival got out of hand.  Historians such as Manning Clarke, David Hunt and Robert Hughes have spun us some wild images of drenching downpours and dozens of naked couples rutting in the mud around the shores of Port Jackson in one huge flash mob orgy

A lot of officials noted this celebration of nation in their journals but seem to have taken it in their stride as expected behavior. The most colorful description comes from the surgeon Arthur Bowes Smith.

  • They (the female convicts) were dress'd in general very clean & some few amongst them might be sd. to be well dress'd. The Men Convicts got to them very soon after they landed, & it is beyond my abilities to give a just description of the Scene of Debauchery & Riot that ensued during the night.

Now to be fair there are few people out there who think this orgy is a bit exaggerated. The feminist historian Grace Karskens presents some good arguments that this event is over done by previous historians (if it even happened at all). She has 2 main points. One is that there is not enough evidence that anything too far out of the ordinary happened. The second argument rests on the assumption that 18th century women trapped on a ship for over 12 months would never dream of having consensual sexual relations with men when released.

History is never written by or about ordinary men and women. On top of that each generation of elites wants to rewrite it in black and white to reflect their own beliefs and values without any reference to the actual reality of the people and the time.

The records give us thousands of sneering remarks about the English working poor and their debauch behavior. There always seems to be special disgust reserved for the behavior and the enthusiasm of the lower-class women.

We can stop this continual rewriting and politicization of history. We can get down to the nitty gritty and celebrate the behavior of ordinary men and women.

If we are going to believe in something let’s believe in sex and laughter and happiness.

Let us say in a single big proud statement that our nation is not pretentious and special and entitled. Our nation is made up of ordinary good-hearted people. If we need to celebrate something lets celebrate getting down and dirty.

Change Australia Day to Feb 6th NOW.



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