We, the BOYS of DANK [formerly WAND, SILK, DANK IS DEAD and other subsidiaries] formally petition you MATTY [formerly Dillerz] to move out of Jordo’s in the next month and to stop working out immediatelly in an effort to MAKE DILLERZ GREAT AGAIN.



At present, Matty is the new Jay. He is bettering himself through physical activity which has resulted in less time online with the boys. Matty is using steroids to assist in this transformation resulting in hightened irritability and a renegade attitude towards gaming and the BOYS.

We, the BOYS, suspect that these changes have come as a result of Matty moving in with Jordo. Less time alone partnered with an abundance of leisurely time spent with Police officers has altered Matty for the worse.



We demand the immediate transformation of MATTY back to Dillerz following the steps we’ve laid out.



Sincerely, 

THE BOYS OF DANK