Get Nigel back on Simon's birthday bap list!

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Several years ago, a mean spirited Simon refused to buy birthday baps for the entire office. This was a flagrant breach of office policy for which he was never brought to justice.

To compound matters further, an incredulous Simon has now refused to buy Nigel a birthday bap, describing him as a "c#nt" and a "kn0bhead" for merely challenging him about his past failure to adhere to company protocol! Simon's historic crimes must not go unpunished! Sign this petition and make sure Nigel is reinstated to the miserable sod's birthday bap list for 2018!

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