CHANGE FOODLANDS DONUT RECIPE

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Picture this, you walk into foodland on a sunday afternoon looking for your favorite treat, a nice, warm, soft donut, maybe its oozing with jelly, or sprinkled to perfection. Maybe you're looking for a nice variety, cream filled, long johns, or a classic glaze. AHA! you've found them. You approach the donuts with excitement and joy in your heart, just to find out that they're out of your treat budget. Since its your favorite, you decide to try them anyway. So you drop 11 of your sweet dollars on a dozen. Mind you, krispy kreme only charges $8.99. But you haven't given up hope. You get home, looking forward to sinking your teeth into your warm, soft, sweet dessert. You pull one of them out of the box and notice that its a little dry to the touch, and whats this? where did the glaze go? and hey how come my chocolate has completely fallen off the top of this donut, and HEY WHY IS EVERYTHING DRIED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX? whatever, at least it'll taste alright still..right? wrong. you take your first bite. CHOMP. hard, cold, stale and disappointing. why does it taste like a hard old bagel thats been left out for 3 weeks?

side note: tried the discount donuts for 1.99 too, and you'd think they would be worse. but no hunny, thEY TASTE EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE FULL PRICED DONUTS. ABSURD. WE ARE BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF 

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT FOODLAND HAS SOME OF THE MOST DISAPPOINTING DONUTS EVER, THEY HAVE A SHORT SHELF LIFE, BECOMING STALE IMMEDIATELY AFTER PURCHASING. HOW CAN WE TAKE DONUTS LIKE THIS TO SPECIAL EVENTS? WE CANT. IMPROVING APON THESE DONUTS WILL DRASTICALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN MY COMMUNITY, PROVIDING JOY INSTEAD OF DISAPPOINTMENT, SMILES INSTEAD OF FROWNS, AND THE CONNECTIONS WE ALL CRAVE.

I MEAN CMON COULD YOU IMAGINE TAKING YOUR FIRST GIRLFRIEND TO EAT DONUTS AT THE PARK AND HAVING TO LIVE WITH THE REGRET AND HORROR OF HAVING TO FACE THE MOST AWKWARD MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE WHEN SHE SINKS HER TEETH INTO WHAT FEELS LIKE A BRICK? THESE ARE IMPORTANT THINGS TO THINK ABOUT.

SO, PLEASE FOODLAND, CONSIDER CHANGING YOUR DONUT RECIPE. I WILL GIVE YOU FOUR DOLLARS OUT OF MY VERY OWN POCKET. THANK YOU. 



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