Please Feed Jason Derulo

Please Feed Jason Derulo

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The K&E Faith started this petition to Goddess of the World (and Everything Else) Hatsune Miku

Of the Three Named Gods, Hatsune Miku is the only one that gets to eat sacrifices and satiate the eternal hunger of ultimate power. Groot is a plant, so he can photosynthesize, but Jason Derulo is in a constant state of starvation. Miku should take mercy on him, and us, by sharing her food with him to end natural disasters across the planet. Sign this petition if you are in favor of feeding Jason Derulo and ending the eternal pain of existence. Thank you.

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