Make Gavin 490freak CEO of the Hard Rock Cafe

Make Gavin 490freak CEO of the Hard Rock Cafe

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Gavin 490freak dropped out of community college. He has no experience working in a restaurant, much less operating an entire chain of restaurants. But he has rock music coursing through his veins and has a keen eye for dumb rock music shit to hang on walls. It’s time to bring the Hard Rock Cafe into the modern era of rock music. Under the operation of Gavin 490freak, fans of the Hard Rock Cafe can expect exciting new changes such as:

- being allowed to blow weed smoke in your waiter’s face

- Chris Farren shrine at every location

- highly trained gear thieves targeting touring DIY bands to cut down on auctioned gear from boomer rockstars trying to finance a divorce

- food that won’t give you diarrhea

- fun new items such as “Fry fry fry my darling” and “GG Allin’s chocolate pudding pie”

with your support, a better future for rock and roll can be achieved 

-Gavin “da ska man” 490freak

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