Friends for Browless Haily

Friends for Browless Haily

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Christina Smith started this petition to Haily’s (awesome) father

As chaos ensues around our daily lives, forcing us to remain sat indoors for weeks, there’s are lights to be found in this somber tunnel. We understand that you’ve initially declined Haily’s wishes to feel the flowing wind on her brow bones, but we’re writing this as a party of no-brow-supporters and hope you can join us!

This is a community that believes in bald face rights! For starters, we will be self-quarantined for so long that those suckers will be growin’ in in no time at all. In addition, they’d leave a temporary canvas for art beyond your imagination ! She’ll be able to draw cartoon worms or wiggles in place of her brows, which is something we all have dreamt about achieving. 

It’s scientifically proven that eyebrows already shed a lot faster than head hair on their own, and therefore have a faster set of regrowth stages than your usual head hair. Those expressionniste locks would be back before you could say, "What’d you do to your face?"

If that doesn’t sway you, there are always iconic characters that you won’t catch with the overrated semblance of eyebrows, such as: Lord Voldemort, the Eleventh Doctor, almost all ‘Adventure Time’ characters, and the very classy Mona Lisa. 

Thank you for listening to this simple pitch of bald face rights. :-)

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