A great injustice has occurred. At some point in the recent past, Greggs, the nationally loved purveyor of baked goods in the United Kingdom and pride of Newcastle, withdrew the Vegan Steak Bake from sale in their shops, leaving the hungry and hungover veggies and vegans of the nation without their gravy soaked slice of relief and comfort.

We the undersigned demand the immediate and permanent reinstatement of the vegan steak bake. It’s not just the right thing to do, it’s the Linda McCartney thing to do.