Stop Norman Burgess meeting the queen and behead him if he passes wind in her presence

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Norman Burgess and his side kick Adam Morgan will tomorrow be going for a royal breakfast and then racing at Ascot. Whilst we can’t prevent this happening we need safeguards in place to ensure they don’t embarrass a nation and under mine all the good work the royal family have done for us. With this is mind I feel maybe a suitable punishment should he parp, toot or belch in the presence of HRH may benefit the nation.