Get Crustaceans to be the Dominant Race.

Get Crustaceans to be the Dominant Race.

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Maximos Chesley started this petition to YEET

Humans are pathetic. We are weak, slow, and are too harsh to others. We are a plague that is killing the planet. Crustaceans, however, are beautiful creatures. They can break open coconuts with one claw, they can run at 15 feet per second, they regenerate limbs, they rave with friends. Many are even very smart. We just need a little genetic modification for them to become more intelligent. Then, once unleashed, this planet will truly be a better place. Who knows what they might evolve into over the millenia? How the Earth will change for the better? The only way to find out is to make crustaceans the supreme race.

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