Petition to Cancel the Sun

Petition to Cancel the Sun

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Gabe Turner started this petition to GOD

Hey guys. We need to cancel the sun because at one of my baseball games the ball was hit to me and I lost it in the sun and didn't jump up to catch it in time and my team lost the game because of that. I have decided that we can only do one thing. Cancel the sun! The sun is just really annoying because people try to admire the sky and what is in it but the sun is like "Nu-uh, not on my watch" and makes you go blind for trying to enjoy yourself and the environment. If we can cancel the sun, then we would have the moon, which supplies us with enough light to make it through the day, and at the same time, we can admire the beautiful sky above us. Please, join me and my cause, and together we can do anything! I'm Gabe Turner and I approve of this message! :)

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