Furthering the cause of banning the big bang theory from using the word bazinga

Furthering the cause of banning the big bang theory from using the word bazinga

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Jagson Jettson started this petition to God. (also the creators of the Big Bang Theory)

What's up fellow juggalos and juggalettes, Faygo Bill here to talk to you about something very close to my heart. That something being the word "bazinga." Bazinga is my favorite word to say. I've been saying it ever since I was a little tyke. I'd buy an ice cream cone and let out a resounding, bazinga, afterwards. I'd hit a home run and as I ran around the bases I'd scream bazinga at the top of my lungs as I touched each bag. Heck, I even said bazinga after my first kiss, but it was a very sensual and smooth bazinga. Everyone thought I'd grow out of it, but it has always stayed with me.



About 7 years ago, something really terrible happened. It was my first day of high school and after sharpening my pencil and looking at the tip, I let out a satisfied bazinga. One of my classmates responded with, "I love that show!" "Show?" "Yeah that show with that funny stupid nerd that always says bazinga." I was terrified. Immediately, I ran out of class and threw up in the nearest trashcan. A vomit filled bazinga shortly followed. 

When I arrived home, I saw my first episode of The Big Bang Theory, not only was the show not funny and uncreative, but they stole my word. Somberly I spoke, "bazinga." A tear ran down my cheek. They stole my favorite word and gave it to the worst character. They didn't even give it to the guy that was on Roseanne or that chick who was John Ritter's daughter. They gave my most sacred word and gave it to the antichrist...Sheldon Cooper.

My last petition to get Sheldon Cooper was taken down, but now I'm attempting to accomplish a much smaller feat. All I'm asking for is to ban the word from being used in The Big Bang Theory. I feel like I've lost a part of my identity. Every time I say it people think I'm quoting Sheldon, but I'm just trying to be myself, whoever that is anymore. 

We've let television steal too many words from our vocabulary in the past and reduce them into pop culture slogans. We let Scooby Doo ruin jenkies. We let Good Times ruin dynamite. Don’t let The Big Bang Theory ruin bazinga. Bazinga used to mean something, but now it is just a pointless punch line. I’m just a punch line.

I tried to put up with it, but last year I received 5 bazinga t-shirts for Christmas, some with Sheldon’s face and some without. I wouldn’t even let my dog wear that. Please stop buying me bazinga shirts. Please sign this petition. It only takes a few minutes and all I’m asking for is my sanity back. Let’s make bazinga ours once again.

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