What’s up guys, I’m Stephen Oling and last week Thomas Patterson gave me a life changing opportunity. If Collingwood don’t go out in straight sets he’ll buy me 10 zinger boxes. If you’ve been watching the footy you can see that the pies haven’t gone out in straight sets but now he isn’t giving it to me. I just need 20 people to sign this petition. 

LETS GET A BLACK MAN HIS DAMN ZINGER BOXES!!