Fer a long time ol Douglas raised havuc on these red rockets, or yellow rocket people. Whatever. Now they done terk his jerb. Peepaw ain't happy. We bout to get him his herman right to reach his true potential. 

He may have made dem weep and cry. Call their momma Gena. Or just plain quit. But that's the past, and we all deserve forgiveness (ahmen). Now they want to make him some kind of tamalay, or bugur guy and that ain't kewl. Deep down he knows the wants to express his eener tuca. Local Lime is where he desurves to be. 

Stop this invasive guberment action and give this huwman his rights. Help peepaw and sign my dang petition. The time is now.

Also he can replace that Ainsley girl. She's a clown.