Let’s talk about two things: the warned role and me getting it. In a long-winded essay, I am going to present two arguments as to why that little grey role should appear on my server profile.

    Let’s just state, from the get-go, that I am super edgelord. I can be cool and break the rulz. Here is some proof of me swearing: “You mother trucking fracker. I hope you burn in heck!!!” With that, you are surely unable to say no to such a request. At this point, it would be less of a request and more of the duty of a moderator. Okay, so just imagine that I walk up to an innocent civilian and just start spewing hate from my lips. “I hate you and your fricking mother. I think you both are brats! You smell like wet dog and taste like a baby who has forgotten how to groom itself. I wIlLL sENd YOU tO jeSUS!!!!!!!” I mean, they’d be scarred for life so you might as well give me thy role before said scarring happens--as a warning to me.

    Anyways, onto the other reason, from what I recall, the rules of the Minecraft Discord server are that one should not do things that Sir Hudson would not do. The other is that one should use their head. I have broken both of said rules thus far. To address the latter one, I have played Minecraft using… MY FINGERS, Not my head! And to the first one, I was not doing things that Mr Hudson wouldn’t do because I am incapable of doing so. To elaborate on said rule breaking, I cannot teamwipe 7 teams in a game of 4v4v4v4 in bedwars. I’m not that pro. Hudson would never fail at sweating, yet I do, thus meaning that I have done something Hudson would never do.

    Now, after hearing my lengthy and rather boring arguments as for why I should have the warned role, dID I dO wELL, mOthEr? I am an edgelord that needs a warning and I have done something that Hudson would NEVER EVER do.

    Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.