Ever since I was a little boy playing Fortnite, my lifelong dream was to drink a Chug Jug™ and replenish my shield from my daddy's beatings.  After he left, he took my computer with him, completely severing my only connection with the Chug Jug™. I felt as if my life was over. I cracked my mommy's shield after a month without it. When she finally bought me a new laptop, I reinstalled Fortnite, but when I drank a Chug Jug™ for the first time in months, it didn't feel the same. So much time without it starved me, and now I crave it even more than daddy craved beer. The only thing that can cure my craving is to get in physical contact with a Chug Jug™. My life revolves around the Chug Jug™, and for it to become a reality would be a dream come true. If this petition gets support, I'll get in contact with Epic Games HQ about making the real-life Chug Jug™, as well as double pump my daddy as revenge!