‘being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay.’ I mean he does it already really, doesn’t he? As Kitchen Nightmares, Hells Kitchen, and Hotel Hell super addicts, we want nothing more than for Mr Ramsay himself to sign our Cards Against Humanity card. We are six hard-working, passionate and dedicated vet nurse students, who spend a lot of our spare time listening to Gordon’s righteous demands. I (personally) watch Kitchen Nightmares before I sleep. His voice is so soothing, I’ve pavlov’d myself. I know it’s a long shot, but if Mr Ramsay, could sign our card, we would be delighted. Overjoyed. Ecstatic. What a beautiful art piece that would be. Also I am watching future food stars just so you know I am up to date with his recent escapades. Gordon, I understand if this is not your wish, but if you could give it some thought, that would be a dream.