Get Gerry to grow out his hair and use Farrah Fawcett spray

Get Gerry to grow out his hair and use Farrah Fawcett spray

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Zane Martin started this petition to Gerardo Velasquez

We think Gerry is objectively more attractive than his sailor counterpart Joe Kerry. We suggest that Gerry grow out his hair and style it appropriately with Farrah Fawcett (or whatever Farah he prefers) hair product in order to mitigate Keery's subjective advantage. Our goal is Hillary ⏩  hunk. 

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