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Fiber One Needs To Sponsor A Regular Car Reviews LeMons Race Team!

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Let's face it, we are getting older. As we climb slowly toward old age certain dietary needs change. Chief among these needs is fiber. Unlike most millennials, Mister Regular and Roman don't shy away from this unfortunate truth. They have built a brand and it's color is brown. Fiber One is brown too; it's a match made in heaven!

Or maybe the washroom.

The point is that these two brands go hand in hand. As our elders get too old and decrepit to consume even soft chewy fiber bars, General Mills would do well to look to the next generation. Regular Car Reviews' audience has a good three or four decades left before dementia begins to kill us off en masse.

Here is a great opportunity for Fiber One to leap out of grandmother's purse and into a bold new future. With a minimal investment, Fiber One could become the new cool snack for the thirty-something car nut.



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