Geese to be recognized as Terrorist Organization - US DEP of Homeland Security

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Listen, Geese are literally satan and should be recognized as such. Ever went to a park with geese? Everything is covered in shit. Everything. Ever tried to approach one? Those beady eyed little fucks will waddle right after you filled with seething hatred. You see, they realize they have power in numbers and today I am asking that you help me help DMX (yes the greatest rapper of all time) address the US Department of Homeland Security to put an end to their reign of terror. For to long we have suffered at the shit covered webbed foot of geese and I am here to tell you: Their time is up. Think of the children.

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