Make Kata Run EggBot 24/7

Make Kata Run EggBot 24/7

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Angryman 8000 started this petition to Gay Furry "Katapultman" Orgy

I never knew how much I needed EggBot before it was gone. I had lived 15 years, 7 months, and 1 day of my life before I first came into contact with it, but on the day we met, it said something that changed my life.

"If you were a plant I'd root you, and by root I mean have very violent sex. Seize the day!"

Ever since then, my life has been changed forever. However, EggBot's abusive furry owner has recently taken it offline. I can't live in the same way. I can't live in this world. Please, if you're seeing this, sign to bring EggBot back online. Sign to make sure it never leaves us again. Sign to ensure the continued well-being of this amazing bot, and as such, the entire world.

Thank you. I'll leave you with a motivational quote from EggBot itself.

"I watched you changing through your bedroom window and liked what I saw."

EggBot loves you. Let's return the favor.

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