Ladies and Gentlemen,

For years we have toiled under the oppressive reign of Pokelind, aka Mr. Suavo.  Our brothers and sisters have suffered and died at the hand of phantoms, ironclad zombies, and trident bearing drowned.  This is, frankly, a travesty.   We have lost countless levels and sets of Prot IV armor to this senseless violence.  All the while, Pokelind stands idly by, picking his fingernails and trying his hardest to plug his ears.  Insider sources have reported that despite his utter indifference, our plight is nothing but invisible.  

Pokelind plays with his brightness on full.  He doesn't need to place torches when he's in the dark and it pisses me the heck off.  He could conceivably light his entire base with brown mushrooms and he would be happy.  Please sign this petition, donate as much money as you can, and we will donate it to an organization formed specifically for this purpose:

S.L.O.B. or the Systemic Lumination of Blocks is here to help Gartland get back on its feet and breathe easy.  

Pokelind, if you're reading this, please turn down your brightness.  Until that point, we will continue to fight the good fight.

We love you Gartland, and we are here to save you.

Very Respectfully,

S.L.O.B.