I want it to stop snowing in Calgary for longer than two days.

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Calgary is a garbage city that gets little bursts of spring and then the weather decides to fuck you in the ass and cover everything in fucking snow at inconvenient times. IT IS FUCKING APRIL. 

The solution to the problem is fucking global warming for all I care. I JUST WANT TO GO FOR LONG WALKS AND GARDEN.



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