Petition to make Tyler give me an inch so I’m taller than my crush

Petition to make Tyler give me an inch so I’m taller than my crush

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Chad Simp started this petition to Friends of Planty

Tyler is a pretty tall dude and I don’t think anyone would notice if he lost an inch. This poor little Jewish simp needs an extra inch to be taller than his crush so he can escape the simp zone. Please sign the petition to let Tyler know he should give me some of his height. 

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