Why this petition matters
It all started back in August of 2021. Things couldn't have been going better for young Ariston Dingle. But on the 1st day of school sheer terror came across his face. OH NO! On his paper it said he was drafted into art with Ms. H*ll. At 1st all was well. He was learning about the goofy ahh masterminds such as vaseline kondinsky with his big strong friends. But then out of nowhere. . . THE GRINCH! Ms. H*ll DEMANDED SILENT ART ON THE CLASS. SHE CURSED AND BANISHED A SPELL ON ALL OF HER RESPECTFUL STUDENTS TO BE QUIET AT ONCE! As a peaceful protest to this evil dictator we (the students) were laughing and making good fun about the horrible situation forced down on us. But we all know with the grinch you can have fun. "It could be her head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps her shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all. May have been that her heart was two sizes too small.” - The grinch that stole christmas. She YELLED and YELLED and her innocent students until they were shooken to their core!!! But Ariston retaliated. He couldnt take anymore of this nonsense! He was going to make things right. He started playing "hot (remix) by young thug gunna and travis scott burger the 5th" on his chromebook and it sounded like heaven on earth. But then out of nowhere. THE GRINCH! He was brutally forced to call his mom and endure all types of embarrassment in front of his peers! While ms. H*ll laughed the whole way through! Wtephanie proceeded to enter the jail room and the respectful students went on to greet her. But knowing the grinch, happiness wasnt allowed. . . Ariston was TAKEN TO THE OFFICE AND WAS STRIPPED OUT OF HIS FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND EDUCATION! But all he did was greet an amazing friend. Ariston has never came back from that office. Some say he never will. But we have hope. Please sign this petition to free Ariston and his classmates who struggle from Ms. H*ll on a daily basis. Thank you for your time.